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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Kokichi Oma is alone. Truly and utterly alone.

    Except for the damn cat that keeps coming around.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    Kaveh angrily shoves the last of his bagel down his throat, then cracks his knuckles and positions his keyboard out in front of him.

    you, he types furiously into the small comment box, are exactly the reason why so many fanfic authors quit writing. lucky for you i don’t give a SHIT about your blockheaded, extremely unqualified opinion. thanks for adding to my already massive view count!!! be sure to subscribe to get notified when i post another work!

    Then he presses post and slams his laptop closed.

    Kaveh deals with his #1 internet hater, FlyingVulture: some rando who reads his Deshret x Nabu fanfiction and leaves comments about how bad his characterization is.

    Meanwhile, he also deals with his #1 real life hater, Al-Haitham: his roommate.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    If there’s one word Kaveh could use to describe his life, it would be “ordinary”. Sure, the start of his life looks more like a sad drama movie with the death of his father, being abandoned by his mother, then being treated like luggage as he was passed from one relative to another. But he grew up, got a job working as a corporate slave, and became self-sufficient enough to pay his rent while not starving. Currently, his job is tedious, and the only joy in his life comes from spending his evenings at home alone, designing and building little houses in the game "My Little Aranara Friend", but things could be worse!

    It becomes worse in the blink of an eye. He dies. And not only is he forcefully transported into the world of "My Little Aranara Friend", but he's also stuck in the body of a mob monster called a Fungus where his only hope of getting a human body is by levelling up.

    ...And also by saving the Aranara from mass extinction caused by some malevolent mysterious dark power called "The Withering" that, if left unchecked, will also destroy the world.

    Fuck his life.

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    28 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    Kyan Reki was a magic user. His magic was reading people's minds through touch. To think he couldn’t get any lamer.

    The least he could do was reserve the skinship for friends and family only. And of course, that must include Langa, his very best friend. Langa was nice, simple, his thoughts wouldn’t be too bad. Reki didn’t hesitate when they met up in the morning and Langa greeted him with their usual DAP.

    When their hands lingered at the infinity sign, he heard it.

    I always love mornings like this, when I get to see him.

    Eh?
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    Gaining the power to read minds through touch was not how Reki thought he would end up doing. Nor was finding out his best friend had feelings for him.

    Inspired by Cherry Magic: Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard? (except the whole virginity thing)

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    29 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    There is no point. Not a place to go or a sharp end.

    Just an edge that we teeter on day in and day out.

    Some of us fall off that edge. Some of us walk away.

    Reki is used to toeing the edge. He's used to the constant fear.

    What he's not used to is Langa.

    And Langa is going to change that.

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    17 May 2025