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    Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore  

    01 Jul 2025

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    Ag decided to ignore him. “The Trojans have been our rivals from the dawn of time!”
    Nestor piped up from the back. “For maybe like two years, when Priam made us do community service.”
    “For two years!” Ag amended. “And we welcome them into our home, our sacred land, as an offering of peace, for what? To be spat on and disrespected? No more! That little shit- um…”
    “Paris,” Nestor said helpfully.
    “Paris! That little shit will rue the day he crossed us!”

     

    Did you read the Iliad and think "wow, I wish someone wrote this but super shittily and also made it a frat au"? Then great! Join the Achaeans as they do the dumbest shit possible under the guise of winning back their VP's ex, Helen, and try to graduate at the same time.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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