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Sing, O Muse by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Jul 2025
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Ag decided to ignore him. “The Trojans have been our rivals from the dawn of time!”
Nestor piped up from the back. “For maybe like two years, when Priam made us do community service.”
“For two years!” Ag amended. “And we welcome them into our home, our sacred land, as an offering of peace, for what? To be spat on and disrespected? No more! That little shit- um…”
“Paris,” Nestor said helpfully.
“Paris! That little shit will rue the day he crossed us!”Did you read the Iliad and think "wow, I wish someone wrote this but super shittily and also made it a frat au"? Then great! Join the Achaeans as they do the dumbest shit possible under the guise of winning back their VP's ex, Helen, and try to graduate at the same time.
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I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
08 Apr 2025
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He didn’t expect anything of it. It was probably a customer, coming to beg him for just five minutes to search for whatever item they were hunting, or maybe the feral cat that he left food out for wanting a kiss. So when he peered out the door, he didn’t know what to do.
On the step, perched politely on his welcome mat, were two boys.Charon knows three things. None of those three things are how to look after children.
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It’s been a tough year, and in a moment of sheer desperation, you apply for a position at Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex. You didn’t expect to land a job, but hey, you weren’t complaining, even though the amount of paperwork they had you sign was slightly suspicious. At least the pay was good.
But the Pizzaplex isn’t your regular customer service job. Whispers have been floating around of the old locations, and what happened inside of them. Not to mention all the other weird stuff that’s been going on in the current one. And the animatronics have been malfunctioning, so often it’s hard to believe it’s an accident.
It’s just a regular day working for Fazbear Entertainment. Right?
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Nyx tells him to stay in the House, to be wary. There are dangers outside, things that he doesn’t yet understand.
Thanatos promises, and why would Nyx doubt him? He is a precocious child, and one eager to please his mother. As Nyx is quick to say, he is a good son; he wears his godhood with the maturity of one far older.
But it is new, so new. When Nyx isn’t looking, Thanatos can't help but explore.
So new: the stone and gloom of Tartarus, the orange burn of Asphodel, the rolling fields of Elysium. The coolness of the ground beneath the bushes, the way they catch at his hair when he hides in them. The light touch of the butterflies that soon begin to follow him, lonely souls that they are. The way they fluster and flutter as Mort snaps at them.
It is a calm life, a still life, but one so very quiet around the edges.«««««««« ─────── · I · ─────── ««««««««
It isn’t easy growing up, even when you aren’t Death Incarnate.
OR: a story following Thanatos as he learns to navigate the living, the dead, and, worst of all, feelings.Series
- Part 1 of to see again the stars
- Part 1 of war and death
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10 Aug 2025
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Modern Au Iliad Chatfic (title pending) by OnTheFlipside
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
26 Jul 2025
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I'd love to say i have actual good writing to bring to you all but i dont so here. Tosses my modern au chatfic slop down on the table. Eat up guys
This exists to throw random ideas that i dont have the motivation to fully flesh out but still want to mess with into, and also to give me something nice and easy to write & clear my mind when i get stuck, so expect inconsistent updates!
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03 Aug 2025
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Hey, does anyone know if they're...? by jellijellai
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
12 Jul 2025
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Hermes is Charon’s “new” assistant at Styx Associated and no one knows what they have going on. But there’s definitely theories.
Obligatory Office AU
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03 Aug 2025
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Unplanned Reunions by OnTheFlipside
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
21 Jun 2025
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Zagreus clears his throat, takes a deep breath, and shouts.
“Achilles!”
Nobody freezes up, as does No-one, and there's silence for only a second before—
“Odysseus!”
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Or; Zagreus tells Achilles about the new Champions of Elysium and he asks to meet them. Or, more accurately, he asks to be reintroduced so he can yell at and talk shit with one of them. Patroclus, Diomedes, and Zagreus are all just along for the ride.
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05 Jul 2025
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Hypnos makes a decision that changes everything. Now his loved ones have some reparations to make, and Hypnos if faced with an impossible task. Recovery.
But if he’s never going to be the same, should he even bother? And if all his relationships start to change for the better but one, then who is really the one to blame?
Or: An incredibly angsty suicide attempt fic
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20 Jun 2025