17 Works by sad_simping_hours

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    "Because I know you won't ever come with me," Dazai apologized, or as close to it as possible. They said it so quietly like it was a secret or something treacherous to say. "Your place is in the mafia."

    "And so is yours," Chuuya countered.

    "No, Chuuya~" Dazai smiled. It was inhumane, with far too many teeth and anger to be anything but worthy of a demon prodigy. "The mafia is my prison. My hell."

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    Dazai is planning to leave the mafia and visits Chuuya, not knowing what to expect. Chuuya doesn't know what to do.

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    Dazai has been to many funerals. Most of them felt like a mercy, a reason to be away from sharp claws and cruel words, boring and repetitive. But this? This funeral was too soon- far too soon. It ripped his heart out of his chest, leaving an even bigger gaping hole than ever before.

    Even now, the tears never stopped flowing. sure there were no longer dried tear tracks, but the gaping hole continued to grow in their chest.

    How many funerals does Dazai need to attend before its finally his turn? How many until its finally time and he has been punished enough?

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    Celebrate me!" Dazai shouted in Chuuyas ear, "today is my birthday!"

    "Shut up!" Chuuya yelled back, covering his ears with a pillow, "It's three in the fucking morning!"

    Silence followed for a few moments, Chuuyas mind finally catching up and hearing what Dazai said. Then, he looked up at Dazais face. It was obvious that they were expecting a reaction, which they were, of course, going to get:

    "WAIT- ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!"

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    "It's one thing if people think we're dating, but who cares what they think about us not being soulmates!" Chuuya growled, gritting his teeth. 

    "You, obviously. You wouldn't be reacting this way if you didn't care," Dazai replied, separating the hair into three sections and starting to braid the hair. 

    "Well- yes, I care, okay!?" Chuuya confessed, "I care because people keep putting their noses in our business and decide that they can judge us! Don't you care?" 

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    'We're cursed' Dazai laughed, 'To forever fall in love and be separated.'

    Chuuya didn't believe them at first, after all, nobody could control the destiny of a God. They could control the destiny of a human, Dazai reminded.

    Because a God and mortal were always doomed to fail.

     

    *Major Character Death isn't permanent, read the tags*

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    "Move, I don't think I can feel my arm," Chuuya said, trying to push Dazai away.

    Dazai hummed in acknowledgement, "wow, what a shame," they said, refusing to move.

    "I'm serious," Chuuya said, "I really need to piss right now," Chuuya continued trying to shove Dazai off his arm.

    "Noooo~" Dazai whined, pulling Chuuya closer to him.

    "I swear I'm going to piss on you if you don't let me go," Chuuya threatened. 

    "Kinky~"

    "Asshole, I swear-"

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    "I want to kiss you. Right now," Chuuya admitted, finally looking away from Dazai's lips.

    Dazai didn't know how to respond, his mouth opening and closing around words that he didn't allow to form a proper sentence, making Chuuya chuckle lightly.

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    Because, if Dazai was willing to go on their knees and worship Chuuya, Chuuya was just as willing to destroy the world for Dazai.

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    "Well," Chuuya began, "I heard men normally receive flowers for the first time is when it's their funeral and-"

    "So it's a death threat? A warning? Ohh~ is it a promise?"

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    Chuuya decides to buy some flowers for Dazai.

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    "I'd like to take you to see the world someday."

    "Oh?" Dazai said, "such a bold and big statement for such a small chibi~"

    "What? Who the fuck are you calling chibi?!" Chuuya said, sitting up from where the two ex-partners were lying down on their bed.

    "Is chibi really getting that old? What other chibi could I be talking to?" Dazai mocked playfully, trying to pull Chuuya back down for cuddles.

    "But I'm serious about what I said," Chuuya continued, "I want to take you to see the world."

    Dazai let his eyebrows furrow, "And why would you want to do that?"

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    Chuuya chuckled, playfully, and lightly, punched Dazai on his arm. "You are anything, but straight."

    "And what would make you say that?"

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    It's pride month and I want to share asexual soukoku while also teaching people a bit more about the acearo spectrum.

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    "Well, that's a better way of waking up snow white, isn't it?" Dazai teased, trying to pull Chuuya down to cuddle.

    "Hmm, yes it is," Chuuya acknowledged, causing a small blush to spread on Dazais face. Dazai started to bat Chuuya away again, a bit more insistently this time, while Dazai also tried to hide their face.

    "Ew, gross."

    "Disgusting," Chuuya agreed.

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    Chuuya moved one hand up to tuck a stray strand of Dazais hair, "Was that okay?"

    "Hmm, is hatrack scared that he might be a bad kisser?"

    "How do you know your not the bad kisser, huh?"

    ."Because," Dazai said, "if that was true, you wouldn't want to kiss me again."

    "Confident, aren't you?" Chuuya chuckled. Despite that, he pulled Dazai down again, not all that eager to stop.

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    Nobody said a word, they didn't need to. They all knew what Chuuya realised, for they knew it too. Even if it took Chuuya 7 years and a couple of glasses of wine to connect the dots. 

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    Chuuya figures out his complicated feelings towards a certain mackerel after some drunk ranting.

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    Chuuya's poor subordinates have to deal with being marriage counsellors to soukoku, a married, but not married couple.

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    "youre an idiot," chuuya decided to say.

    "but im your idiot!" dazai grinned, grabbing onto chuuyas elbow and walking into the hotel room that was rented for the two of them.

    Unsurprisingly, there was only one bed. Chuuya still didn't understand how the port mafia, an incredibly influential and well connected criminal organisation, always tried to limit expenses in the worst ways. Why should soukoku have a hotel room with two beds when they could instead buy another coffee machine and a popcorn maker?

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    Soukoku sharing a bed during their mafia days.

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    Yes, dazai decided, blue was definitely his favourite colour.

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    Aizawa made a group chat

    Aizawa added Deku, Tenya Iida, Alien Queen and 16 others

    Class 1-A
    16:23

    Aizawa: Unfortunately, Nedzu has decided that, now that we all live in the dorms, together, we (the teachers) should try, and most likely fail, to connect with our students.

    Aizawa: We were given creative freedom with how we wanted to do this. Some decided to do bonding exercises or outright ignoring this.

    Aizawa: I would have chosen to ignore it, but with the fact Nedzu signs my paychecks, also the fact if I dont do this All might or mic would, I decided to do a group chat.

    Aizawa: which I already regret and can feel the headaches kicking in.

    Aizawa: But, as if to make up for it, I can mute all of you. Now, with all that over, I'm gonna go take a nap.

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