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“I know you think your money protects you. You must have an army of solicitors and at least half the Wizengamot taking your galleons under the table. It’s quite the neat job, really, positioning yourself as the victim of this crime—but you haven’t fooled me. I know you’re the one making a mess for everyone else to clean up, and I'm going to make your life as difficult as possible.”
He leaned in closer. "I'm counting on it."
In which Hermione Granger, renowned magical artifact hunter, is called back to London to sort out an improbable robbery at Gringotts Bank that has rattled the Ministry and the wizarding public at large.
Tasked with retrieving a stolen weapon created by Voldemort and hidden by Bellatrix Lestrange, she finds her attention increasingly focused on Draco Malfoy—secretive businessman, ferret extraordinaire, and undoubtedly the mastermind behind the break-in.
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Seven years after Voldemort’s defeat, the emergence of a sinister curse has driven muggleborns back into hiding. The Ministry has recruited Hermione Granger— a budding medical researcher with a thirst to prove herself— to find a cure for those afflicted. To her great displeasure, they’ve also assigned her a partner: renowned cursebreaker (and reprehensible ponce) Draco Malfoy.
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29 Oct 2025
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Hermione has to marry Draco, or else, he'll die.
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Why working in the Love room has made Hermione spectacularly bad at falling in love.
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Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
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29 Oct 2025
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Healer Hermione Granger has survived war, bureaucracy, and fourteen separate fundraising galas for her experimental research at St. Mungoes. None of that prepared her for an onslaught of increasingly unhinged letters from Narcissa Malfoy.
Now she’s halfway across Romania, tasked with dragging Narcissa's dragon-hunting, dirt-streaked son back home.
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21 Oct 2025
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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