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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.

    Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.

    She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.

    *A Dramione Textfic*

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter of her life by opening her own café, determined to create a peaceful space away from the hustle of her past adventures. However, her journey quickly takes an unexpected turn when she hires Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, and Theodore Nott... former classmates and unlikely candidates as her employees.

    Falling in love wasn't part of Hermione's plan, but sometimes the most unexpected feelings stir in the heart, and she finds herself grappling with emotions she never anticipated. As she navigates the complexities of running a café, balancing her budding relationship with the trio, and learning to trust her old rivals turned colleagues, she discovers that love often comes when you least expect it and sometimes, it’s the most delicious part of the menu.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    A place for my Dramione NSFW sketches

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