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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

    [Updates every 1-2 weeks]

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.

    Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.

    She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.

    *A Dramione Textfic*

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    13/?
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    18 Sep 2025

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    Chapters:
    22/25
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    02 Sep 2025

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    Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter of her life by opening her own café, determined to create a peaceful space away from the hustle of her past adventures. However, her journey quickly takes an unexpected turn when she hires Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, and Theodore Nott... former classmates and unlikely candidates as her employees.

    Falling in love wasn't part of Hermione's plan, but sometimes the most unexpected feelings stir in the heart, and she finds herself grappling with emotions she never anticipated. As she navigates the complexities of running a café, balancing her budding relationship with the trio, and learning to trust her old rivals turned colleagues, she discovers that love often comes when you least expect it and sometimes, it’s the most delicious part of the menu.

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    30 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    A place for my Dramione NSFW sketches

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    24 Aug 2025

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    “I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”

    “And now is? How old are you?”

    “Forty-one.”


    Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    Hermione was damaged all thanks to someone close to her. She decides to run, disappearing into the night, faking her own death. She was alone. she preferred it that way. All she had was herself and her journal that held all her most intimate thoughts. What happens when a certain snake from her past discovers her. Chaos ensues. Now her peaceful bubble has been destroyed but then the snake reads her journal. Now she will never be alone again.

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    25/?
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    09 Aug 2025

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    Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her Eighth Year after the Second Wizarding War, spend time with her boyfriend Ron and get ready to lead a quiet life post education in the hopes that the press will finally leave her alone. This plan largely falls apart within one week of the new school term so she has to make new plans. Thankfully, Draco and Theo are ready to pick up the pieces. After a minor hiccough (when they accidently perform ancient marriage magic and the three end up married with no way to divorce after one month of dating, and you best believe Harry is mad when he finds out via the Marauder’s Map!) they each find hope, and together the find their purpose in life.

    Enjoy a chatterbox Theo, a needy and mildly possessive Draco and a bold Hermione, along with a massive surprise to all about half way through.

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    Chapters:
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    08 Jul 2025

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    01 Jun 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 3

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    After the war, Hermione volunteers for a reconciliation experiment run by a magically-enhanced AI named CASSIE. She expected charts. Maybe a polite debate. What she got was Draco Malfoy, a malfunctioning flirt-detection algorithm, and a suspiciously opinionated research assistant with a secret playlist titled “Slow Burn for Morons.”

    CASSIE believes they’re statistically compatible.
    Hermione believes in data.
    Draco believes he was promised Mars Bars.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
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    26 May 2025

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    The war is over, but peace doesn’t come easily. Returning to Hogwarts for their mandated eighth year, Hermione Granger carries a secret: in the final hours of the battle, she used dark magic to turn the tide. It saved lives. It also cost her everything.

    Now, fractured from her old friends and haunted by the weight of her choices, Hermione finds unexpected comfort in the least likely place—the Slytherin common room. Theo Nott won’t stop pestering her, Pansy Parkinson insists on weekly study glam, Blaise Zabini makes better cocoa than he has any right to, and Draco Malfoy... sees her more clearly than anyone ever has.

    But healing isn’t simple. As loyalties shift and house lines blur, old wounds reopen, secrets unravel, and a truth Hermione never expected begins to rise: maybe love doesn’t fix the broken parts, but maybe it chooses them anyway.

    This is a story of found family, soft rebellion, glittery chaos, green scarves, and the girl who set herself on fire, and finally learned how to rise from the ashes.

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    11 May 2025

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    Hermione is sure that marrying Ron during the coveted Solstice Wedding ceremony will fix the problems in their relationship. The only thing standing in her way? Draco and Astoria, the other couple vying for the same wedding date.

    A battle of pranks and sabotage with her old enemy is more fun than expected. But when Ron suggests they take a break and try seeing other people, her fighting with Draco turns into something else entirely.

    This is a rom-com loosely based on the movie Bride Wars. HEA and Dramione endgame, although it hurts a bit along the way.

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    Chapters:
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    28 Apr 2025

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    30 Mar 2025

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Draco Malfoy is a—self-described—reformed man, ten years after the war. He’d worked hard to muddle through his mistakes, learn from his past and reckon with his future. Now the only thing left on his list is to apologize to Hermione Granger, who has so far refused to hear a word of it. Luckily, his Ministry-mandated community service hours have finally brought him to her department, which makes this his best chance at reconciliation. And he's not going to blow it.

    “Granger,” Draco looked up from the papers in his hands and was met with a stony look. “It’s clear you’d prefer I was not here.” He kept his tone even and conversational.

    “We needed the help,” Hermione said as she side-stepped the implication.

    “And I am here to help. I’ve requested to complete service hours in your department for—”

    “Five years. I’m aware. I’ve denied it every time. This is not a department that I want your influence in. But we are desperate for help leading up to program season and you were my only option. That is why you’re here.”

    Ouch. He felt the slice of her words, but drew in a breath through his nose with a singular nod to lighten their impact. "Then I will get to my paperwork.”

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    01 Mar 2025

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    They are fighting.

     

    It’s the type of yelling—screaming until your throat is raw, match.

     

    It’s the kind that leaves tear streaked cheeks, heaving chests, Disapparating from their shared flat with a crack.

     

    It’s the kind that makes you wonder if it’s worth it.

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    16 Feb 2025

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    A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.

    Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
    PODFIC by @Pensieve_Podfics NOW COMPLETE!

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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Collections:
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    1,621
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    109,615

    28 Jan 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 5

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    A series of shorts, maximum 500 words long, to rid my brain of the thousands of plot bunnies that refuse to leave me alone.

    Tags added as and when. Updated every now and then.

    *finished*

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    18
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    55
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    5
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    1,068

    18 Jan 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 39

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    The story of Draco Malfoy told through a series of four portraits from shortly before being Marked to his early twenties. An illustration series.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    16 Jan 2025

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    Humanities PhD. and Charms Mastery candidate by day and cam girl by night, Hermione Granger is doing everything she can to stay afloat and make a difference in the muggle and magical world. But being a full-time student is hard and expensive—who’s she to deny the opportunity to earn a little or a lot of extra cash?

    It can’t be that bad, right? Living a double life has never had any consequences before.

    Especially not when one of your subscribers is an enigmatic billionaire who just wants to spoil, and your childhood bully has turned a new leaf and wants to adore you.

    Title inspired by Taylor Swift's "Slut!"

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    27,632

    14 Jan 2025

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