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- -autoTestifieus [AT] began pestering mspaReader [MR] at ??:?? ?.?.!- -
AT: Yo. You’re the Reader, I presume?
MR: uh yeah?>????? :?????
AT: Yeah, this shit’s gonna get confusing. Hang on a second while I connect you with one of my finest people here…
MR: huh???? i didnt ask 4 this 2 happen…oh
AT: Okay, she should be entering the chat now.
- -sybillineSerpent [SS] joined the chat!
SS: Hell~o.
SS: You’re autoTestifieus [AT]’s friend, I presume?
AT: Yeah. This is Reader.
MR: i have a name, u know! :(
AT: Not anymore. Do you even remember what your name is? Or, what it was?
MR: i know it started with a c! >:|
SS: Yes, you’ll~ have to get used to it. We’re all~ doo~med here.
MR: not me! :(
AT: Yeah, Reader is one of the rare few I’ve picked up who’s not.
SS: Interesting. ~0.0
SS: Well~, it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Reader.
MR: … im not sure if i can say the same, becaues i don’t really know you…
AT: Fair enough. Anyway, Sybil, I’m going to need you to explain the device Reader found.
SS: Oh?
MR: so okay
MR: its a device with a holographic display of timelines.
MR: and theres a projectro scereen.
MR: there are eighteen displays, and it looks sort of like a house.
MR: ive messesd around w seven displays – two humans and five trolls
MR: the two at the top
MR: cherubs i think
MR: are locked
SS: Hm. Send a picture?
MR: console.jpg
SS: Oh. This is a juju~.
MR: yes i knwo that part!
SS: It reorders timelines.
MR: :?
SS: Do you know what the butt~erfly eff~ect is?
MR: i mean im familiar w the theory?
SS: Every time you change the timeline using that juju~, it has an exponential eff~ect on the timeline. Just one change can lead to countless~ others.
MR: so… should i stop using it then?
SS: Oh, goo~d Lord, no. Kee~p using it. See~ how much bett~er you can make the timeline.
SS: If you play your cards right, you might even be able to save some of us doo~med souls.
MR: us?
AT: SS is from a doomed timeline, of course there are more. There are at least ten that I’ve befriended, and four that are still wary of me.
SS: You can’t blame them, darling. You waltzed in and said you were from another universe, when we haven’t talked to anyone new in centuries.
AT: Don’t call me darling.
SS: Hon, I call~ everyone darling. Don’t take it too~ personall~y.
AT: Don’t call me darling.
AT: Please.
SS: …
SS: Fine, then.
AT: Anyway – yeah, fair enough.
AT: But I offered you a chance to talk to the outside world. Why didn’t the others jump at that offer?
SS: They’re untrusting pieces of crap.
SS: Plain and simple.
SS: Again, don’t take it personall~y.
MR: i have no cluw what yall are talking about
MR: are you in a dream bubble, ss?
SS: I supp~ose.
SS: Hopefull~y not for long, though.
MR: how do you even escape a dream bubble?
SS: With help.
MR: oh no i sense a cliche coming
AT: Spideysense.
SS: And that’s where you come in.
MR: fucking called it
AT: Yup.
SS: Hey, cliches are cliches for a reason! If I want to sound like a stereotypical vill~ain, why can’t I?
MR: bc its b o r i n g :3
SS: Put that face away ~>^<
MR: nope :3 :3 :3
AT: OKAY. So, we need to come up with a game plan.
MR: huh for what though
AT: Where are you planning on putting Jane and Jake?
MR: i mean
MR: where they belong???
MR: im just gonna follow the year partern
MR: one year one eyar one year
AT: Alright. And what about for the trolls?
MR: i mean
MR: i have no clue about them
MR: kankri was an accident X|
AT: Hm. Well, you’ll need to start doing it deliberately.
MR: why?
AT: Because if you don’t, you could fuck this up.
MR: ugh i think by calling it out you just made that a possibility
MR: the alpha timeline begets the alpha timeline
MR: so if you hadnt called that out and i had kept it random the alpha timeline would have kept interfering to make sure the paradox was fulfilled
AT: …
AT: Shush.
MR: no
AT: Anyway. What’s your order been so far?
MR: first was bro ofc
MR: then kankri within the month
MR: aranea and damara were within the next
MR: porrim was i think two months after damara?
MR: and then kurloz was right after porrim
AT: Okay.
AT: So what are we going to do next?
SS: I’m going to leave, I have no idea what’s happ~ening here.
AT: Fair enough.
MR: i dont know alright???
MR: can we talk about this later
MR: please auto
AT: …
AT: Fine.
AT: I’ll drop the matter.
AT: Are you going to take responsibility for the timeline?
MR: yes, fine!!! >:(
MR: youre not makin a v good first impression auto :(
AT: Alright.
AT: Are you doing well?
AT: Mentally, I mean?
AT: I know your host wouldn’t hurt you physically.
MR: yeah i guess
MR: but its shitty to be stuck here w/o any interaction
MR: thankfully theres at least a door out
MR: but i cant fly
MR: so thats a bit annoyin
MR: i am on the goddamn moon
MR: but its GREEN
MR: WHY IS THE MOON GREEN
MR: THIS MAKES NO SENSE >:(
AT: You have read the story, right?
AT: You’re from the reality where we’re not?
MR: i think??????
MR: just like hussie >:|
MR: hes a fuckin idiot i dislike him
AT: Fair enough – most people dislike their creators.
MR: HE DIDNT CREATE ME.
MR: HE WROTE A STORY.
MR: I READ THE STORY.
MR: AND SOME COSMIC FORCE PULLED ME HERE >:(
AT: Yes, yes. But he’s written you into the story.
MR: w
MR: what
MR: im suing
AT: In what court? Through what legal system?
MR: terezicourt
MR: that should work rright
AT: If he even survives.
AT: Which you’ve read the story far enough to know he won’t.
AT: They won’t, either.
AT: The ones writing this story.
AT: Paradox Space seems to have some sort of ODD, if I do say so myself.
MR: what
MR: there are two creators
MR: the fuck
AT: Yeah.
AT: You noticed how this story is way different from the one you read?
AT: It’s not Hussie’s story anymore.
AT: It’s not even their story anymore.
AT: Soon enough, it won’t be a story.
AT: It’ll just be reality.
MR: at. please stop villain monologuing
MR: please the cringe is unbearable
AT: Hah.
AT: If that’s so, then I suppose I’ll take my leave?
MR: sure and ill move the next one into the timeline
AT: Good. You do that.
AT: Goodbye, Reader.
- -autoTestifieus [AT] has ceased pestering mspaReader [MR] at ??:?? ?.?.!- -