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BATTLE TO THE DEATH

Chapter 2: Pork Chopped

Summary:

Bobby Hill and Rocky team up to fend off the Pig Family.

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Bobby tried to pick up Rocky, but he was simply too heavy. Either that or Bobby just wasn't very strong. Probably a mix of both.

Suddenly, a humanoid pig girl came charging at Rocky before attempting to push him over.

"AAAH!!! ANGRY PIG GIRL!!!" Bobby shouted before nudging Rocky and planning to run away with him in tow. However, Rocky stepped on Bobby's foot to urge him to stay, before turning around to face the pig.

Suddenly, three more pig-people walked up behind her. A mother, a father, and a little brother. Rocky looked up at Bobby and then back to the pigs, before charging at them.

Rocky jumped up and kicked the mother in the face, causing her to fall to the ground. He then jumped at the first pig girl and spewed acid in her direction. However, she dodged, and Rocky was now out of acid.

"Oh god!!! How do you get more acid barf?!" Bobby questioned, fearing that the pigs would defeat them.

Rocky signaled for Bobby to watch him, before pouncing at the small brother pig and swallowing him whole like a snake. Bobby was horrified, but also couldn't look away.

The mother and father's reactions were quite different. The father screamed in horror and looked like he was going to pull his ears off. The mother simply shrugged and went back to protecting her daughter
Rocky urged Bobby to fight with him, so he complied, albeit hesitantly. Bobby ran up to the father pig and readied himself. Bobby was clearly outmatched, so he did the one thing he could do to save himself.

"That's... my... PURSE!!!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, before kicking the pig in his testicles. He squealed like a... well... pig, and fell to his knees, clutching his crotch and wincing in pain.

Rocky then vomited acid on the mother pig, killing her in an instant. Bobby quickly ran to the younger pig girl and punched her, causing her to stumble and fall, before finally mustering up the strength to pick up Rocky and bash her skull in with him.

The last one remaining was the father pig. Down, but not out, he forced himself off of the ground and began hobbling toward the duo.

Rocky seemed frightened, but then knew what to do. He ate the pig girl's remains and vomited acid directly at the father pig.

"TELL MY INVISIBLE PARENTS I LOVE THEM!!!" The pig shouted before disintegrating.

Suddenly, Bobby's father Hank ran to Bobby, grabbing him by the arm and running off with him.

"GOODBYE, ROCK GUY!!!!" Bobby shouted, tears in his eyes. Rocky, being mute, could only respond with a sad squeak.