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Astro looked at me. “What the fuck are you on about???”
“I dunno, I was really hoping you’d match my energy, dude.”
Astro groaned, “Team friendship… yay…?”
“Good enough,” I sighed, picking up my briefcase, “Let’s go assemble the team!”
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Eventually we gathered the team. First, of course, my lovely boyfriend Glisten. Astro had signalled for him to finally leave his conversation with the other toons. The moment Glisten made eye contact with me, he started mewing. We made out sloppily in a closet nearby or something.
When we finished, both of us tumbling out of the closet, we both made eye contact with Astro, who exhaled dramatically.
We then gathered my junior detective, Toodles. She did really good work, though she had. her problems.
“Skibidi sigma gyatt ohio rizzler?” Toodles asked. Astro gaped
“Wha-what does that even mean???? Why do we have a literal child going with us??”
I made a face, “Astro, be nice, she just asked to be caught up on the info so far.” I typed some things in to Toodles’ Ipad.
“I-I could’ve sworn she was talking normally earlier???” Astro still looked confused.
“Look Astro, I thought you were a Transfem Activist, can’t you also empathize with Toodles? She’s been on her Ipad for three days straight, that’s why she’s talking like that.”
“Yeah Astro,” Glisten added, “I can’t stand your bigoted behavior right now. If you stand for some of us, you should stand for all of us.” Glisten added.
“...Sorry Toodles?”
“Sigma ohio!” Toodles smiled. I handed her the Ipad back.
“There you go, the total information on the case, in YouTube short form, with text to speech and Subway Surfers in the background.”
Toodles snatched the Ipad out of my hands, sitting in the corner and watching it intently.
Astro shuffled awkwardly “So is this the team? Or-”
“No, we’re waiting on one more.” I said.
“Who-” Astro began before being interrupted by a loud BANG.
There stood Shrimpo, breathing heavily.
“I HATE DOORS!!!”
“...we’re so cooked.” Astro grumbled.
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Glisten once again decided to distract all of the other toons, holding his own Karaoke night. I wished I could gok so I could sing my favorite song (Angel With A Shotgun by The Cab), but sadly I was a wanted spyglass. Glisten did promise we’d have another one where I could sing my song.
Now, it was just Me, Astro, Shrimpo, and Toodles.
“Okay gang, here’s the plan,” I said, arms behind my back, pacing.
“We’re going to go up to Dandy’s room. Shrimpo can get us in easily, so from there it’s finding more information.”
“Rizzler sigma sus fortnite battle pass ohio? sigma maxing metal pipe falling ratio bet.” Toodles offered.
“That’s a good point, Toodles. He wouldn’t keep all his research in his bedroom-”
“He definitely wouldn’t, I’ve been in there quite a few times, there’s not too much out of the norm.”
“Okay, however he may have a key to this secondary location stuffed somewhere in his room. Maybe even research journals if we’re lucky. Either way, we need to be stealthy.”
Astro eyed Shrimpo.
“Shrimpo, I didn’t know you could pick locks?”
“FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF INTRUSIVE ASS BITCH.” Shrimpo replied.
“Guys, stop fighting! We’re all on the same team, we can’t fight if we want to find out what Dandy’s up to!”
“Looksmaxxing mrbeast modded among us gigachad?”
“I don’t know who’s on his side yet, it’s a tricky situation. I think Finn may be problematic, he was the one who saw my Gyatt first. Secondly Shelly as well. She may not be on his side intentionally, but I can’t risk it. Other than that, I’m unsure of any alliances.”
Toodles nodded, tapping her chin.
“John Pork calling freakbob three AM ohio G losermaxxing.”
“I definitely agree, we have Astro on our side, but it’d help to get the other mains involved as well. Maybe once we finish this mission, we could talk to Sprout or Pebbles? I don’t know, just an idea. Either way, we gyatt to get on this mission! Hands in everyone! Team Friendship on three!”
I put my hand in first, Toodles swiftly following. Astro did as well, tentatively. Finally Shrimpo added his hand, and we all shot our fists in the air.
“TEAM FRIENDSHIP!!!”