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Never Say Never by Lavenderfreak, MrsBond007 (Lavenderfreak)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), SkyFall Fandom
22 Apr 2024
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After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?
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- Part 1 of Never Say Never
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Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double-oh' agent. The following events take them on a journey neither of them was expecting.
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Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bonds blatant flirting and lots of Q being awkward. This fic is 'banter' heavy and has elements of humour, chaos, angst and wit. -
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A mess of contradictions and complexities but always, always - lonely. Alone beneath it all.
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- Part 5 of a game that you play
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After being shot in the leg, James Bond is delirious on pain medication and Q bears the brunt of it.
The pair then fall into an odd routine where Q looks after 007 and they fall into a delightful, yet short few months of domestic bliss.
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Q had a thing for James' thighs, and after a few months, James found out. James was fine with Q's little kinky side and play along with it.
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- Part 7 of 00Q Oneshots
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There were some rumors about how awful Q's tea tasted. And the curious double-0 agent -007- wanted to find out how bad a cuppa could taste. It turned out James not only knew how bad the tea was but also got a promising date with Q.
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- Part 5 of 00Q Oneshots
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I sold my soul to a three-piece (And he told me I was holy) by JuniorWoofles
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
14 Oct 2021
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It wasn’t exactly common knowledge within MI5, but Q was one of the people with high enough clearance to know. Sure, it was unconventional, but they were an unconventional authority at times. Besides, you really couldn’t deny that it didn’t affect his work at all. If anything, it made him ridiculously good at it in a way that it shaped his reputation and clung to him like a shadow.
So their best agent was an incubus. It was totally fine.
Most of the time. At least, the times when Bond was out of the office and far away on the other side of the world from his precious England. Q was curious though. He couldn’t help himself.
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Inktober day 14: tick
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After eighteen months of development, millions of pounds and several leaps of innovation, the new Aston Martin is ready. It is no wonder, then, that Q is appalled when it’s used for purposes it was not designed for.
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The one in which Bond gets a new car, M is more of a sub than he will ever be willing to admit and Q is jealous.
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of stubborn quartermasters and worried double-ohs by scifisilence
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
10 Oct 2021
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“You weren’t joking about the cats.”
Q glanced back at Bond and furrowed his eyebrows. “Of course I wasn’t,” He replied. “Why on earth would I have?”
“I thought that was your subtle way of letting me know you’re single.”
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Or: Q gets sick and James takes care of him (while having a slight crisis of his own)
[No Time to Die SPOILER FREE]
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- Part 5 of 00Q
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In which James Bond returns and Q can't sort out why.
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- Part 3 of 00Q
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Standard Protocol, and Other Workplace Hazards by hideyseek
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
28 Jun 2020
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In which Q gets into an argument (with HR), and gets out of his head (about Bond), and gets by.
Or: MI6 finally gets to the paperwork around Q's emergency promotion.
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Just Give Me a Kiss Darling by Loki_Anansi for iBubbles
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Craig Movies)
17 Mar 2020
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That moment when Q has had a crush on Bond since the beginning but thinks nothing will come out of it
In comes Bond with no idea of how to properly tell someone, you like them.
A Situation starts up and honestly, Q gets the short end of the stick.
" But like a dream that offers the sweetest aches of reality, Bond straddles his waist; buttons on his shirt open, and belt unbuckled. Q opens his eyes long enough to see Bond lean down and press their lips together.
It is sweet
It is soft
It is rough and everything that Q has ever dreamt of. " -
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"So do what you know best when it comes to rules, 007." Q tells him sagely, guiding Bond like they're in the midst of a mission. "Break them."
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- Part 4 of a game that you play
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When M had called him into his office, Q had little expected to find Bond lounging in a chair already, arms folded across his chest and wearing his distinct pout. He'd expected to be handed an assignment even less.
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- Part 3 of a game that you play
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"James," Q says the name like a prayer: with reverence, in hushed tones. "Why did you come to me?"
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- Part 2 of a game that you play
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"It's much more soothing constructing highly combustible prototypes than when I'm talking to bullish Double Oh agents who can never follow simple instructions."
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- Part 1 of a game that you play
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Q has a crush on Bond for a couple of years now, and fell sick inevitably on his twenty-seventh birthday. Bond visited him and took care of him for the rest of the day.
At the end of the day, Q confessed to Bond about his feelings.
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Too many Questions | Chapter 1 by orphan_account
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), 00Q - Fandom
05 Dec 2016
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One day, James Bond showed up at Q's door, unexpectedly. What seemed like a dream scenario to Q had only one little problem- the whole England was looking for agent 007, because he was accused of treason...
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Being a quartermaster at MI6 lent itself to a very lonely life, particularly when your partners inevitably dump for you not giving it up or because they think the exceptionally long work hours mean you're cheating on them. But it didn't matter, because Q would never get what he really wanted.
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Texts, Barnes and Awkward Boners by Port_of_Morrow
Fandoms: Skyfall - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
05 Jun 2013
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Q's favourite film is Narnia, and his favourite thing about that is Ben Barnes in role of earth-shattering Caspian.
Bond manages to get Q home from work with the mention that the film's on TV.
Q makes out with Bond in the scenes that Ben Barnes isn't in.
The boys reminisce about first dates. Meaningless fluff, just for feels.