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    Techno raised an eyebrow, suddenly getting what they meant. They wanted him to kill this alien. (Just like the humans did).

    OR Techno is a human on an alien ship, and has been alone for practically five years. That is, until another alien is thrown in his cell with him and he finally gets a taste of freedom.

    OR OR Your obligatory Alien AU courtesy of moi!

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    Techno rescues an Avian hybrid from a black market held by the Guild. It turns better than Techno had envisioned, a happier life taking shape before his eyes. Now, if only the truth would stay buried until he died, everything would be fine.

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    One shots and slice of life for Hargrans Are A What series. Set between the main story.

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    Tommy sighed..

    he was exhausted and it wasn’t even because of school- okay that was a bold faced lie, only a small PART of it was school. The rest though.

    Was because of his “Drama Club”.

    Because all of those rookies were dramatic as fuck! If you made a wish then you should realize you just signed away your whole actual SOLE- but nooooo-

    He really hated being a Mage sometimes..

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    ( Text fic :] )

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    Day's pass like seconds to the creature that lives forever. Though those seconds are ever so lonely, so, so lonely. So Eternity will wait.

    And wait Eternity does, for time to pass, those seconds turning to minutes, those minutes to hours that somehow resemble years.

    Eternity will always wait for his 3, his war, symphony and sun. Drip, drip, drip goes time, ever so slowly, taunting Eternity.

     

    (Hi, Irl serious M1dnight here, I just wanna say that I do not support Wilbur Soot in any way, so I am trying to keep his name out of this fic but do keep in mind that it is an sbi fic)

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    "The video turned dizzyingly head over heels and there was a sharp curse, followed by a string of unintelligible words as a hand covered the screen. Philza's first assumption was that Tommy had dropped his communicator, but then he caught a snippet of the words.

    "-behind you-""

    Or: In which space pirate Phil finds a human on his ship. This is a problem for multiple reasons, not least of which is the fact that they don't speak the same language

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    Consciousness came back in slow waves.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.

    Beep.

    Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.

    What is breathing anyway?

     

    aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier

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    Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.

    A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.

    ; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU

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    The sight that greeted him was equally as breathtaking as it was terrifying.

    Deep blue water surrounded his pod, which had thankfully triggered the detection system and had made his pod use it's floating devices. The colors looked familiar, almost normal. Nothing but vast ocean, no islands, no distant shores. Nothing. It almost seemed like he was just stranded in an ocean on earth, if it weren't for the giant planet he could clearly see in the sky. Either this water planet was an orbiting moon to that large red planet, or that was a very large moon orbiting this planet.

    But that wasn't even the worst of it all. Because a couple miles away, the remains of the large exploded ship sat half submerged in the water, lifeless and silent. Some fires were still burning, now fueled by the new oxygen this planet provides. It stung, seeing it like this. It would have been his only way home, his only way of calling for help. But he doubts that any of the radio systems were still working. No long range communication to other ships or even a space station or two. And the systems of his own pod were fried too.

    He was completely stuck.

     

    ~ currently updates 1-3 times a month ~

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    “Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.

    Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”

    “As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”

    ---

    Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.

    Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

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    It wasn’t that Tommy needed Technoblade to like him, no. But he really did see his human crewmate as a friend, preferably as a brother, but it's hard for him to tell whether Techno cares about him sometimes. The two of them end up going on a parts run together, but they end up caught in a severe snowstorm, which crashes the ship.

    That wouldn't be too bad, except for Tommy is a reptilian alien, so being cold-blooded in a snowstorm is his worst nightmare. Prior experience with other crews has told Tommy that he can't expect anyone else to try and save him, not when it puts their own life at risk, but Techno may just surprise him.

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    A 'choose your own adventure' fic where Philza is part of the army and has to retrieve The Blade from enemy forces.

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    Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.

    Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.

    With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.

    Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.

    Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.

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    The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.

    or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. he gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.

    or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.

    I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims

    As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day

    Edit for the release of chapter 63: The main plot is done, more updates in this story are to come but for those that don't want to read an unfinished story, dw I got you :p

    arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun *tm

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    An exploratory trip to a new planet that was supposed to take six months gets very derailed for Techno when the ship crashes, and he's the lone survivor. But hey, every downside has an upside. Techno might have just become the first to discover a new sentient species.

    For AU-gust prompt: Space exploration
    For August of Whump prompts: Disorientation + Crash + Recovery

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    Vampires and humans are able to live alongside each other in peace because of a deal struck centuries ago. Each year, a number of humans are randomly chosen and handed over to be fed on. And in exchange, humans keep their freedom, not having to spend their nights in fear of being killed indiscriminately.

    Five years ago, Techno's entire life changed when his twin brother, Ranboo, was chosen in the Selection.

    Today, Techno is going to take revenge.

    For AU-gust prompt: Masquerade Ball
    For August of Whump prompts: Hatred + Vertigo + Mind control

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    Wilbur's not sure what happened, he's not sure how he survived when no one else did. All he remembers is that there was something in the water. Something big. Something with a deep red glow that haunted his nightmares for the weeks following.
    And now…something had changed. He was changing, and there was nothing he could do to stop it.
    Two paranormal investigators come knocking at his door to ask him about what happened that night. Wilbur doesn't know what to do.
    If only he had tried harder to warn them away from the water.
    If only he had stayed away from the abyss.

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    Desperate times call for desperate measures. Forsaken by his divine patron and captured by enemy troops, Techno knows the only thing waiting for him in the near future is certain death. In a moment of weakness, he calls upon a different god, not expecting to be heard.

    It answers.

    For AU-gust prompt: Eldritch horror
    For August of Whump prompts: Silenced + Torn Muscle + Religious Trauma

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    Hero Technoblade was supposed to infiltrate the villain's lair. Simple. Until he met Tommy.

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    Twins duo To The Moon Au.

     

    Literally, that’s it. I just tilted it a bit so it wouldn’t be just following the storyline completely lol, where’s the fun in that?

     

    —-

     

    “The Stars, the Ocean, the Neither, hell, even the Aether.

     

    They heard it all before.

     

    It could be simple as just a final trip to the beach, or a chaotic as looking through the Aether, Technoblade and Wilbur always made sure they got the job done. It was always something they knew how to do. Just a simple memory altering. They knew what they were doing, and the people who signed up knew what they were getting into.

     

    But the new one. If they recall correctly, Philza, wanted to go to the end.

     

    A thing no one but one other has succeeded in.

     

    (Please note, I do not support William gold. I write about characters, not content creators.)

    Or

    Author wants to write stuff they really want to write.

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