Asillygoofyguylol
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Light is on the way ( We’ll be having a fun time! ) by Asillygoofyguylol
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
24 Jun 2025
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Final exams are here and Grian’s stressed. Luckily Scar has an idea to help Grian feel less stressed when summer break starts.
Or; AMUSEMENT PARK FIC BECAUSE I LOVE AMUSEMENT PARKS
Series
- Part 4 of Mayhem, cry mayday
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Heart just burst like a glass balloon by Asillygoofyguylol
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 May 2025
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Pearl looked at the razor blade in her hand, all bloody, like her wrists. She hates doing this, but it’s her reliable source. She can always rely on it to bring her… she doesn’t know. Something, she guesses. Maybe it’s just pain she wants, or maybe it’s a semblance of control she can have in her crumbling life.
Her door opens suddenly, and her face morphs into horror. She can’t imagine what her parents would think, or Grian or Jimmy or-, in walks Martyn.
Or; Pearl self harms again, but Martyn lets her in on something new to her knowledge
Series
- Part 3 of Mayhem, cry mayday
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Such a foolish reason I’m afraid… ( I just… want to kiss you ) by Asillygoofyguylol
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 Feb 2025
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Joel loves Lizzie. He loves her a lot. He sees his future with her. He’d move mountains for her. Problem is, he doesn’t know how to say that without flustering up.
Or; My friend’s a dumbass so I’m projecting her dumbassness into Joel but Joel actually does get a kiss lmao
Series
- Part 1 of Mayhem, cry mayday
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But in the moment of peace he has, he’s gotta say that he doesn’t regret the year. He likes the memories he’s made, the plans for his base and the mountain. He’s worked hard this year. He looks at the moon, the stars, the shopping district, and just thinks about how far they’ve come.
And then Scar swoops in.
Or, Obligatory new years fic (It’s so fun to write!)
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He sees you when you’re sleeping…
He knows when you’re awake…
He knows when you’ve been bad or good…So be good for goodness sake.
Or: A friend of mine ( @Mystfordays on YouTube ), told me about @L_ghtlessSky ( on YT ) who made a silly headcanon about Santa being a watcher and I went bonkers.
Recent series
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Mayhem, cry mayday by Asillygoofyguylol
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 9,046
- Works:
- 4
Recent bookmarks
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All This Over Broken Pasta Shells? by jamiepoe
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
15 Sep 2025
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Sweat beaded on Grian’s brows as the birds around him chirped, yet all he could think about was how he didn’t want to be there. In fact, he’d rather be anywhere else - on an embarrassing date, in the lecture hall when a student asked a question he couldn’t answer, anything other than where he was now.
That being standing in the supermarket parking lot, staring at the broken pasta bag on the floor that had toppled to the ground when he’d crashed into Scar. He gnawed at his lip, eyes darting from the man in front of him to the pasta to Scar again, before dropping to the ground. “I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking-”
“No, it’s fine-” the other professor replied, leaning down a little to help as Grian frantically tried to scoop the pasta shells back into the plastic bag, palms scraping along the asphalt. “Seriously, it happens to everyone.”
“I’ll buy you another bag, what is this- uh-” he tried to tilt the bag without spilling the remaining contents and read the brand name, but gave up when a few more pasta shells slipped out again. “Just, take my card-”
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Grian ends up paying for Scar's pasta after breaking his original bag, and then gets roped into dinner (a date).
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Avian behaviors were not Scars forte, if he was honest.
Grian had given Scar a feather, in a friends way, obviously! There was absolutely no deeper meaning to this at all. Even though Scar was in love with his best friend, he shouldn't read too much into this...right?
Series
- Part 2 of scarian week 2k25!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,522
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Asillygoofyguylol
15 Sep 2025
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Lemon (Bad) Boy by Emeralds_4
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
24 Jul 2025
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Scar and grian get together
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Title from a Cavetown song
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- Part 2 of Bad Boys AU
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(Bad) Boys Will Be Bugs by Emeralds_4
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
24 Jul 2025
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If ladybugs are girls, how do you make kids together?
What's it like in a female world? I bet it's just so much better.-
Grian says "Fuck gender norms" and buys a skirt like a bad boy
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- Part 1 of Bad Boys AU
Bookmarked by Asillygoofyguylol
24 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
MEN IN SKIRT HOP TO THIS FIC. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. ❤️
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Sapphire Stones by BaffledBirdBandit
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Jul 2025
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Grian just found himself sinking into the comfort of Scar's chest, his wings fanning out in a more comfortable position before he let himself fully sink back. He twisted himself, just a little, so he just place a peck on the underside of Scar's jaw. Though, whenever he tried to pull back, Scar caught his cheek.
"You're so pretty.." Scar whispered, eyes gleaming with gentle love and adoration, the sappy look that never failed to shoot butterflies right into Grian's stomach.
"Scar-" Grian rapidly brought his arm up to cover half of his blushing face, utterly caught off guard and dying with embarrassment. "Y-you! G- Did you finish your book?!" Grian squawked, unable to function when Scar pulled lines like that out of nowhere!
"Yep...now I've got lots of free time." Scar practically purred, carefully moving Grian's arm down away from his face. "There's my pretty boy..." He whispered. Grian's face heated.
///// Noble Grian and Prince Scar find themselves in love. Little bit of angst ensues but Scar is right there to take care of his man.
Cute little oneshot, scarian4life.