griftersb0ne
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Prince Tommy Prime is hunting for the man who killed his brother.
Technoblade is hoping for an uneventful birthday with his dad.
Phil would like to make a cake. In peace.
(title from nothing matters by the last dinner party)
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Living as a magical outlaw in a world of corrupt royalty and irritating talking crows can be difficult at times. Phil would have lost his mind years ago if it weren't for his son.
or... outlaw witch philza & his adoptive son technoblade :3
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naked mole rats but they are actually not naked mole rats just techno and phil and they also have magic by griftersb0ne
Fandom: Dream SMP
22 Jan 2025
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^^ filler title
witch outlaw phil & his son(s) going through shit
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All These Broken Hearts But Mine’s The One Bleeding by Its_CoffeeTime for griftersb0ne
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2024
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Title from: Me, Myself & I (5 Seconds of Summer)
——Techno moves to the UK with his mom to live with Kristin's fiancé, Philza, but Phil's son, Tommy, hates him.
Techno knows he's weird and has issues. But Tommy is taking this hatred too far.Bookmarked by griftersb0ne
25 Dec 2024
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emeraldduo chronic illness au (sick Technoblade, caretaker Philza)
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16 Dec 2024
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There was one thing Phil wanted ever since he was a child, to become a paramedic with his best friend Techno. It wasn’t easy for either of them, facing deadlines and the stress of getting their exams done on time.
Now they were fully-fledged paramedics and considered veterans on the squad. Phil was shorter than most people on the job as a cabbage moth hybrid, barely taller than 4’9. Techno was a boar hybrid and behemoth of a man at 7’2. mostly muscles and covered in tattoos. He looks scary but Phil was never fooled by that, even when they were kids. The poor guy just has bad social anxiety and a resting bitch face, unfortunately.
Bookmarked by griftersb0ne
27 Sep 2024
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YEEEESSSSSSSSSA YES YES YES YESSSS YIPPEEEE YIPPEEEEE YIPPE YIPE YIPPEEE
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I'm just a kid by Shawty_Like_A_Melody_420_69
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP| minecraft roleplay
10 Oct 2021
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(Based on the lyric from the song teen pregnancy by blank banshee but this fic isn't about pregnancy at all)
Technoblade is 15. Turning 16 in 2 months. The thing is no one knows. He hides his identity behind the beloved boar skull mask. Everyone thinks he's around 22, 2 years younger than Wilbur, 2 years older than Tommy and Tubbo. The inhabitants of the dream smp treat him as one thing. A weapon. "The Blade". Techno thought that pretending to be older would make people respect him more, but they still only treat him as an object. His identity get's revealed and the dream smp reacts.
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