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Lan Qiren's very bad, no good day by pasteltea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2024
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They weren't even halfway through the journey when the silence in the cabin was shattered by a loud gasp of surprise. Instinctually Lan Qiren turned to look. He stared, uncomprehending, at the wetness staining the passenger seat. Then he kept staring in mute horror.
“Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?!”
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You're the one that I want by jianqzai (pasteltea)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2021
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Lan Wangji finds himself going into heat, in the middle of the summer, thanks to Wei Ying. He decides then, that he should be responsible for putting him through it.
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The Time Traveling Matchmaker by disasterising
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2025
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When Xue Yang's boss ordered him to kill his unwanted incest baby he wasn't aware of how BORING the task would be.
He decided he would keep it instead.
Unfortunately, that led to his untimely death.
Fortunately, the kid could time travel and came back to save him.
Unfortunately, he thinks Xue Yang and that annoying cop with a vendetta against him would make a great couple?- Language:
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08 Oct 2025
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we’ll bleed and fight for you (we’ll make it right for you) by cannibalspectacle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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"Diedie!" A-Yuan sobs, and Wangji can feel his little hands grip the back of Wangji's robe.
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Wangji almost doesn't recognize his own voice, it comes out so close to a growl: "Raise a hand to my son again and you will lose that hand."
Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
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- Part 2 of just know i'll be here
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the rise and fall of @peerlesscucumber by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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[🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred![🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you
/an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history
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- Part 3 of bingy's self-insertverse
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纠缠不清分分合合由爱生恨恨海情天
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"So, Zha-er, when are you going to ask for Bing-er’s hand in marriage?” Lady Yin asked during a rare dinner where Ao Bing wasn't around, off to give his father a visit somewhere in the ocean.
Nezha shot the soup he had drunk out through his nose.
After his coughing fit where his mother helped to pat him on the back, he cried, “Mum, what are you talking about?!”
“What else could I mean?” She snorted. “Your father and I aren't getting any younger, it'll be nice to see you get married in this lifetime.”
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How Nezha realises that he wants to marry his best friend with some help..
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16 Jul 2025