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2 September 2023
[23:41]
Daphne Basset added Simon Basset, Anthony Bridgerton, Kate Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Sophie Bridgerton, Eloise Bridgerton, Francesca Stirling, Michaela Stirling, Gregory Bridgerton, and Hyacinth Bridgerton to the chat
Daph: What the hell does our dear brother think he’s playing at?
Ant: What did he do now?
Daph: Did you see him with Penelope tonight?
Soph: I thought for a second he was just going to jump her right there in the pub
Greg: tbh wouldnt blame him penelope looked 🔥2nite
El: she did but also ew Greg
Soph: is he still pretending they’re ‘just friends’?
Fran: I think he actually believes it
Greg: 🤦
Ben: the only people who don’t know colin loves penelope are colin and penelope
Hy: and eloise
El: I will kill you in your sleep
Ant: Don’t threaten your sister.
Eloise Bridgerton disliked a message, Kate Bridgerton disliked a message, Benedict Bridgerton disliked a message, Sophie Bridgerton disliked a message, Daphne Basset disliked a message, Simon Basset disliked a message, Eloise Bridgerton disliked a message, Francesca Stirling disliked a message, Gregory Bridgerton disliked a message, Hyacinth Bridgerton disliked a message
Hyacinth Bridgerton renamed the chat Colin Who?
Mick: fr though I think he’s clueless
Greg: 🙄
Fran: Maybe we should tell him?
Kate: I don’t think he’d hear it.
Hy: we shld just lock them in a room 2gether until they figure it out
Hy: naked
Ew: that crosses so many lines I don’t even know what to say
Ant: Agreed.
Kate: It’s not a bad idea actually.
Ant: wtf
Soph: ???
Fran: ?
Mick: uhhhhh
Ben: lmao
Greg: 💀
Kate: Not the naked part!
Kate: But the locking them in a room thing.
Kate: Maybe we figure out a way to get them to admit their feelings for each other.
Mick: we could send them fake love letters from each other
Greg: sign them up 4 a reality dating show
Hy: make them solve a murder 2gether but they can only solve it if they get married
Ben: those are all terrible ideas
Anthony Bridgerton emphasized a message, Kate Bridgerton emphasized a message, Sophie Bridgerton laughed at a message, Gregory Bridgerton disliked a message, Daphne Basset emphasized a message, Simon Basset laughed at a message, Eloise Bridgerton emphasized a message, Francesca Stirling liked a message, Michaela Stirling laughed at a message, Hyacinth Bridgerton disliked a message
Daph: What if we make this more interesting?
Ben: say more
Greg: 👀
Daph: What if we each try our own way of getting them to figure out whatever is going on between them?
Daph: And whoever gets them together wins
El: no way
El: that’s stupid
Greg: its not stupid
Fran: It could blow up in our faces
Soph: might be worth it though
Ben: 👆
Kate: We’d need to establish clear rules of engagement.
Kate: And all agree to follow them without exception.
Daphne Basset is inviting Colin Who? to a Facetime call
Call ended, duration 1:47
3 September 2023
[01:28]
Kate: I am sharing the rules we agreed upon here for posterity. Please confirm receipt and understanding.
Rules of Engagement
- Each sibling will have a chance to get Colin and Penelope to recognize and admit their feelings for one another.
- No sibling may interfere with another sibling’s attempt.
- Spouses may assist in execution.
- Those siblings who are unmarried may request assistance from one accomplice. Accomplices are subject to the same rules as spouses unless otherwise noted.
- A minimum of one month must pass between each attempt so as not to arouse suspicion.
- The order of attempts will be determined by the drawing of straws at the next family gathering.
- No one shall speak of the game to anyone outside of this group (selected accomplices may be told about the individual attempt they are assisting but are not to be informed of the larger game).
- No one shall inform Colin or Penelope about the game.
- No one shall directly instruct, advise, or otherwise tell Colin and/or Penelope to get together.
- If Colin or Penelope asks for advice regarding their relationship, participants may give general advice only and all parties agree to remain as impartial in this as possible.
The winner shall receive:
- Permanent bragging rights
- First choice of mallet at the next annual Pall Mall game
- A speech at Colin and Penelope’s wedding
- Anthony’s nicest bottle of whisky (if Anthony is the winner, the prize will be pulled from Simon’s collection instead)
Game objective:
- Colin and Penelope admit they are in love
- Colin and Penelope begin dating / get engaged / get married or otherwise enter into a romantic relationship with one another
Dissenting opinions:
Eloise has requested inclusion within this official record of her opinion that this game is “intrusive, heteronormative, and disrespectful of Penelope’s agency". She also notes that she doesn’t particularly care about Colin’s agency.
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