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    Consciousness came back in slow waves.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.

    Beep.

    Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.

    What is breathing anyway?

     

    aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier

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    Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
    Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
    His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
    To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart.

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    !!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!

     

    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.

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    This is inspired off the vocaloid song Gomenne gomenne or Im sorry, Im sorry. The song as really dark lore(and I plan on this having dark lore) this is my first fanfic, this is a DSMP AU that focuses on Technoblade(and also Philza appears later on)

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    No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.

    Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.

    Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.

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    Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.

    But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...

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    Techno simply, really, really needed some book recommendations. Then he had to go and get involved with vampires.

    Techno is not a vampire.

    He's also not tan, that's because he doesn't go out much. He wears dark clothes because he thinks he looks good in them. And he's correct.

    That doesn't explain at all why he's sitting at a table, surrounded by people who he thinks are actual vampires.

    or, techno lies his way through being a vampire because he wants book recommendations. it goes well. and then it doesn't

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    Tommy would’ve loved to correct the bitch on the fact that spiders technically aren’t bugs but arachnids, if only he could get a word out of his mouth. But he can’t even breathe properly, the stabbing pain in his chest reminding him of the fact, when he tries to get some oxygen into his lungs. Curse scorpion for not even letting Tommy say his last words.

    Or: Techno is Spider-Man and he thought he was the only one.

     
    Title from Isimo by Bleachers

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    After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.

    A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...

    Title from Home - Phillip Phillips

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    Months of isolation and torture in Pandora’s Vault leave Dream’s mind cracking as his memories vanish - including memories of the Revival Book. But Quackity isn’t one to take any loss without some gain, and Dream is taken back to Las Nevadas.

    Months later, Technoblade has the unfortunate pleasure of meeting what’s left of Dream.

    (not that his old rival even knows that name anymore)

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    guard dog au + syndicate dream and rivalsduo

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    When the Ashen Kingdom declares war on the Antarctic Empire, Prince Technoblade volunteers to move to the frontlines to keep his family safe.
    Among the blood and the gore, there's light to be found, though there's darkness there unlike any Techno's seen before.

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    Surface walker and professional survivalist Technoblade meets a teenage vault dweller named Tommy who is looking for his missing brother. And Techno absolutely, definitely does not get attached to the kid immediately, no sir.

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    Or: The Fallout-inspired Bedrockbros-centric nuclear post-apocalypse AU nobody was waiting for

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    "Im… I'm retiring, and… Moving to the arctic. Hence… Yeah…" Techno trailed off, nerves bubbling away in his gut uncomfortably.

    "do…do you want to join me? Building a house in the arctic?" Techno asked, eyes on his friend, taking in every little shift and every little sound.

    They nodded, clinging a little tighter to Techno, leaning further into his touch, as if they did not want to pull away at all. Techno guided them to stand upright, aware they weren't as suited to be in extreme cold like he was, wanting to get started on that cabin as soon as he could.

    As they clung to him while walking, Techno let his mind wander to the cabin he intended to build. For him and his friend, it would be a decent sized cabin, bigger than intended, but that was fine. It was for his dear friend, after all.

    He couldn't wait to live with them.

    //OR//

    Collection of oneshots I write about my favourite DSMP character: Technoblade.

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    Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.

    Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.

     

    Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.

    It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.

     

    "Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously

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    Niki is driven to action, deciding to take control of her future. She won't rest until she understands why and how everything has gone to shit so quickly, why Techno’s eyes stare through her instead of at her.

    Sam is finally forced to the point of contemplation, blinders and rose-shaded glasses put the way side to truly look at the past. To understand how it could have come to this, to understand why he can no longer recognize his friend. To understand why Techno does not speak.

    Techno is caught in between; with a mouth that cannot scream, hands that are shackled and a body that walks free but is a prison unto itself. All he has are his memories now, only in his mind is he free.

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    The sight that greeted him was equally as breathtaking as it was terrifying.

    Deep blue water surrounded his pod, which had thankfully triggered the detection system and had made his pod use it's floating devices. The colors looked familiar, almost normal. Nothing but vast ocean, no islands, no distant shores. Nothing. It almost seemed like he was just stranded in an ocean on earth, if it weren't for the giant planet he could clearly see in the sky. Either this water planet was an orbiting moon to that large red planet, or that was a very large moon orbiting this planet.

    But that wasn't even the worst of it all. Because a couple miles away, the remains of the large exploded ship sat half submerged in the water, lifeless and silent. Some fires were still burning, now fueled by the new oxygen this planet provides. It stung, seeing it like this. It would have been his only way home, his only way of calling for help. But he doubts that any of the radio systems were still working. No long range communication to other ships or even a space station or two. And the systems of his own pod were fried too.

    He was completely stuck.

     

    ~ currently updates 1-3 times a month ~

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    “Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.

    Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”

    “As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”

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    Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.

    Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

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    This is a fic with voice!tommy after he dies and techno is in denile!! This was based on a trend from awhile ago!!

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    Three short stories combined about Techno, Niki and Wilbur as prophets.

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    The relationsship between the heaven and hell is at it's last tread. The only thing preventing a war is memories of the previous one. Technoblade knows this. Has known his whole life.

    So, when a small mistake leads to him getting kicked out and basically sent as a "gift" to hell, he knows he is doomed. For surely there awaits him nothing other than pain there, right?

    Somewhere a lot varmer, Phil's life suddenly gets a lot more interesting.

     

    Or Technoblade is kicked out of heaven. Phil and Ranboo are there to pick up the pieces.

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    you were lost and gone forever
    dreadful sorrow, clementine
    *****
    “Ple-ease,” The young boy repeated, eyes scrunching shut in both a wince and a whimper. “Please, I can’t- I can’t do this. Help me. Please, just end it.”Oh.

    The gun. Slowly, almost tentatively, Technoblade knelt down to pick up the rifle. A Winchester rifle, the trigger worn. The brown cow behind him huffed, and nudged a head into his back. He took another step.

    “What happened?” He found himself asking, his voice smoothing out into a honey-like drip.

    “I- I did somethin’ bad, real bad. I can’t- Please. Please, sir, just- just fucking kill me. I can’t do this, I just- Please!” With every passing second, the kid grew more desperate, scared even.

    …. Damn it, Phil was going to be livid.

    *****
    Or, Technoblade, known by bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee: the Syndicate. Tommy runs into him after an... incident. Cue the found family speedrun & identity crisis for the legend himself.

    A rewrite of my previous (and first!) fic Clementine, except this time with a finished plot, no W*lbur, and fantasy stuffs! :D

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